Saturday, December 6, 2008

Snowball Fight Game

Ordinal Malaprop, proprietress of Ordinal Enterprises and creator of fine weapons and singular gadgets, offers without charge a Basic Snowball System at her shop in Caledon (SLurl). Much more than the standard snow ball throwers one can procure at other establishments, the System allows two or more persons to participate in a sophisticated game of Freeze Tag where each hit of a snowball causes the victim to become colder and colder until eventually succumbing to an utter and compleat freeze. The fine quality brandy provided in the kit effects relief whilst sophisticated score-keeping devices (astonishing in form and function, true examples that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magicks) ensure a fair and just playing field provided that either nobody cheats or everybody cheats.

It is recommended that thrifty shoppers closely examine other articles displayed in the establishment as many are obtainable without fee or charge. Several such items have previously met recommendation in this blog but still more may be obtained by those diligent enough to search.

Miss Malaprop writes a well-recieved Blog (Web) whilst her Flickr page (Web) features many of her creations.