Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Crossover FanFic - LKC (Furries), Splinter Cell, Guitar Hero

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Splinter Cell and Guitar Hero. The story should use furries as a plot device!"

Serenity: As long as I'm left outta fanfiction, I'm all good.

A challenge? hehehe

And so the story begins. Serenity, a.k.a. FluttahBulletKitteh or FBK for short, quietly sharpened her Guitar Hero drum sticks as she contemplated the best way to breach the terrorist enclave, kill every last mutha f***a in the room, and save the hostages.

FBK: "Hina, you're on point, Kira take up the rear," she whispered.

Kira: "Dun worry FBK, were gonna rock these mutha f*ckas ALLL nighhht Long," says Kira as she caresses her Guitar. "I've been practicing something, Special," says Kira as she quietly tunes her Guitar.

Meanwhile, Hina puts the finishing touches on the song he had carefully crafted for the Ocarina of Time

FBK: Gives the order, "Breach and clear on my mark."

Kira readies the Cupcake bomb

FBK: "Mark!"

Kira hits the button on her Guitar Hero guitar, and the door explodes with Clitter Sparkles. Hina storms the room and melodically begins playing the Ocarina, followed by FBK who uses her amazing Ninja Kitteh skills and sharpened Guitar Hero drumsticks...

Kira hears screams of amazement and wonder "La Chupacabra!!" and then runs headlong into the room.

FBK: "Lock and Load!'"

Kira looks from FBK to Hina, and then says, "Alright muthaf***ers, time to ROCK!" she then breaks out into Metallica's Enter Sandman.

Kira: "Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone"
"Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes"
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight"
"Exit light
Enter night"
"Take my hand
Off to never never land"

The terrorists give up immediately at the sight of FBK and her squad.

FBK: "We're an elite guitar playing, terrorist killing, squad of furries and hybrids. They send us in when nobody else can get the job done."

Kira: "Well, now that we've saved the hostages, I'm off to claim a Lucky Chair."


Ohhh yeahhh.

ROck on!

Bystander at Love Soul Lucky Chair! LOLL


Kira's Wearing:
Hair - Burning Chrome (Not Free)
Boots - Burning Chrome (Group Gift!)
Skirt - Burning Chrome (Not Free, but ON SALE - Limited Time)
(FYI - Burning Chrome has free stuff in store (not pictured) and on XStreetSL)
Skin - Zulu #(something, I forget) by LionSkins (Not Free, but for charity. Go buy. It's awesomeness. Read about it here)
Boob Strip & Buttless Pants - Twisted & Spoiled (Free from the Scarlet Letter Hunt)
Bikini top (because boob strip didn't cover enough) - WWI (Not Free)
Guitar - Totally Free, and I have no idea where it comes from, my friend passed it to me.


Bewkie Effingham said...

Kira, you are silly as all hell! LOL :D

Kira McCallen said...

Wld U lyk mah autograyf?

Bewkie Effingham said...